Number Witheld 2

[[Hello->Hello 2]] <img src="images/lines.jpg"/>

<div class="right">[[Hello?|Hello]]</div> <img src="images/lines2.jpg"/>

<div class="centre">[[Hello?|Shudder Hello]]</div>

<div class="centre"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> Can [[you|Good Morning]] hear [[me?|Good Afternoon]]</div>

<div class="centre">(text-style:"shudder")<br /><br /><br />[[Hello?|Hello?]]</div>

<div class="centre">[[Good Morning |My Name Is]]</div>

<br/><br/><br/><br/> <div class="centre">[[Good Afternoon|My Name Is]]</div>

<div class="centre">[[My name is ...|Sorry]]</div>

<div class="centre"><br/><br/>I’m sorry [[to disturb you|distrub]], to have [[to tell you|tell]]</div)

I’m calling from your bank, your local tax office, your mortgage broker and [[your electricity supplier|Congratulations 1]].

that you have been involved in an accident that wasn’t your [[fault|Congratulations 1]]

You've got an [[unpaid debt|Buttons]]

[[You've got an undelivered parcel|Buttons]]

[[You've got an unhealthy attitude|Buttons]]

You're long [[overdue|Buttons]]

<div class="centre">[[Congratulations!|Pension]]</div>

office: ./music/ring_tone.mp3

I’m sorry. If this isn’t you [[press 1|press1]] If you don’t recognise this [[press 2|press2]] If you would like to hear this again [[press 3|press3]]

[[Stay on the line please|Authorised]]

<br/><br/><br/><br/> [[Are you still there?|Authorised]]

<br/><br/> [[Are you paying too much?|Authorised]]

<div class="centre">I am authorised to give you a refund, peace of mind, a life changing [[injury|Authorised2]]</div>

<div class="centre">I’m authorised to come round there and collect what’s [[mine]] </div>

<br/><br/> Is that something you might be [[interested|home]] in?

Will you be at home [[later?|manager]]

My manager can protect you from viruses, uncertainty and the vagaries of the stock market. She can detect unusual activity. Would that be of interest to you? If yes [[press 1 now|press1now]] If no ...(after:5s)[Hold the line] (after:6s)[Hold your tongue, hold the front page] (after:7s)[hold on this could get messy]

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, to renew your guarantee, your insurance and your acquaintance. Do not delay Confirm your identity [[Now|Identity]]

<div class="centre">Please type your name in the box below ... (force-input-box:"==========XXXXXXXXXX==========",1,"Hello?") Thank you To hear this message again [[press 1|First Hello]]</div>

I’m calling from your pension provider (after:2s)[and the police] (after:3.5s)[and the BBC] (after:4.5s)[and the health service] (after:5.5s)[and the prize draw department] (after:7s)[[[Hold the line|problem]]]

You're wanted for [[questioning|Buttons]]

There appears to be a problem that was not your [[fault|List]]

<div class="centre"> <img src="images/switchboard.jpg"/> Number Withheld (after:2s)[by Craig Stephens] (after:4s)[[[Hello?|First Hello]]]</div>